Hints for the easily confused:
GLOVEBOX: lockable compartment in the fascia of a car, in which you might find maps, travel mints, car park receipts and the instruction manual for the stereo.
LOVEBOX: Weekend music festival in Victoria Park hosted by the mighty Groove Armada, in which you might find twenty acts including hosts Groove Armada and headliners The Flaming Lips and Goldfrapp. Throw in The Human League for a retro-electro mastershow and London Town's very own Jack Penate.
- Europe's leading new music festival, The Great Escape, host the second stage featuring music from the year's hottest indie acts such as Lightspeed Champion and The Young Knives
- The Pentagon War room themed Strangelove will host some of the very best DJs around, including the likes of The Nextmen, Midnight Juggernauts, The Glimmers, Stanton Warriers, Black Seeds and Damian Lazarus.
- Last year's roadblockers Horse Meat Disco return for a two day 1970's downtown Manhattan discothon in in the expanded NYC Downlow Arena.
- And expect to see Kings of the underground dance scene secretsundaze and Mulletover take a day's turn each in the open air Wild West Stockade.
- The solar powered Alfresco Stage is the eco-friendly platform to see the finest new talent including Young Blood Brass Band, Hayseed Dixie and Rachel Unthank.
But it's more than just the music. Expect to see performers cherry picked from Europe's best performing arts festivals creating all sorts of anarchic mayhem. There will be a street art exhibition and a dedicated family area to amaze the little un's (kids under 12 go free) and adults alike.
Finally, a love of all things food-related remains central to the Lovebox ethos. This year sees the best of Borough Market - the Sourced Farmer's Market will be there alongside a whole host of other fabulous foodie stalls.
SATURDAY - Groove Armada - Human League - Young Knives - Young Blood Brass Band - secretsundaze - The Black Seeds - The Glimmers - The Nextmen - Horse Meat Disco
SUNDAY - The Flaming Lips - Goldfrapp - Lightspeed Champion - Jack Penate - Seun Kuti - Mulletover - Hayseed Dixie - Rachel Unthank - Damian Lazarus - Stanton Warriors - Horse Meat Disco
If you still can't tell the difference between that and a small fake vinyl cupboard, you won't need to know that LOVEBOX tickets are on sale here now.
